Congratulations!

You have been chosen as a recipient for this month’s “Human Who Does Things Award”! All of us here at HQ are so incredibly proud of the things you’ve accomplished so far on your journey of being a person. You’ve said stuff, done stuff, and made stuff, which is pretty awesome, and not an easy feat-especially considering all the shit you’ve had to go through. To commemorate your excellent work, we are delighted to present one plaque and one gold star sticker, each of which is enclosed in this package.

Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,
The Universe, the Cosmos, and Every Star Who Has Ever Lived and/or Died

—By Mads P., 16, North Carolina