Virgo

1443741723virgo1-140x141Amelia’s horoscope: Your keyword for the new moon is translate. Lady Luna is in your third house of communication, so you’re being called to use your usual modes of self-expression—conversation, writing, art, words—to translate what you’re feeling into something more accessible.

Dylan’s advice: Use the license of Scorpio to get freaky and communicate your inner weirdo to the outside world. Liberate yourself from the conservative Virgo stereotype and harness the energy of our sassy scorpion sister of the underworld to let loose a little and express your wacky sides. Develop a new catchphrase that makes no actual sense, but the more you use it, the more it sticks. Channel your most nuanced, confusing feelings into a DANK MEME à la @gothshakira. Make a Snap story of the weirdest faces you can make, coupled with the freakiest shit that’s ever crossed your mind (this is literally my therapy). You’re used to using your words eloquently. Now use them WEIRDLY.

Halloween New Moon Costume: A quizzical thing that speaks to your soul though you may not be able to explain how—such as this white cat who can’t even, or bad taxidermy.