Leo

leo1Amelia’s horoscope: Your keyword for the new moon is cosmic. Lady Luna is in your fourth house of home, so you’re being called to ponder your place in the wide, wide universe. Yes, you have a house, but really the stars and nebulas are your home. How do you feel about that, Leo?

Dylan’s advice: This is like mega-stoner astrology vibes, dudes. Not condoning any illegal activity of any sort here, but what do you do with yourself when you want to gaze out into the great unknown, followed by a little bit of uncontrollable double-chin chuckling? Binge-watch some Carl Sagan’s Cosmos. Lay on your back outside on a clear night with a blanket and stare at the sky. Go get you an existential crisis that can do both—make you feel like we’re all a speck of dust created by an astronomical happenstance and nothing matters, but also that within that truth lies ultimate freedom. Find comfort in this, especially if it might have scared you in the past. Btw, the fourth house also rules GRAVES. Graveyard visits highly encouraged if you want to feel extra compostable in a way that will remind you that your current form will become tree and flower food once you pass on to the next life. 

Halloween New Moon Costume: An all-black leotard with glow-in-the-dark stars attached. Or Carl Sagan. Or a stoner couch potato bro.