Welcome to Noone Cares, a column that aims to be the direct opposite of those novelty T-shirts that say, “Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again.” Every month I, Gabby Noone (pronounced “noon” btw), will discuss concerns that lots of people brush off as NBD, but to me are totally a BD!

Today, I tackle the age-old question: “What should I do with my face while I walk down the hallway alone at school?”