Hi, babes. I’m so glad we’ve all made it to this page! Now: Get out there! (Provided you want to and feel ready, of course!) Talk to some interesting looking people! Most important: Have fun, and remember how many individuals there are in the world. Approximately seven billion of them, as a matter of fact. I hope you get a chance to have wonderful and/or sexy times with at least a couple of this huge-ass population.

Approaching Cute Humans can be wonderful and thrilling, so long as you respect their boundaries, and not just their cuteness, but also their humanness! There’s so little to lose. Build up a powerful shield of confidence fueled by recognition of your own awesomeness and sexiness that is impenetrable, even when faced with unresponsiveness.

You can’t choose how an interaction with a Cute Human will go, or flip to the right page to get the outcome you want. HOWEVER, since this is a Choose Your Own Adventure, you can always turn back the page and start again when you accidentally follow the pages into a fiery pit of lava, or at least when find out you’re not actually all that attracted to the Cute Human in question.

Don’t forget: You are the hero of this story, however it ends up going, and that’s pretty rad in and of itself. ♦