The Escape Rope Badge

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Don’t look now, but a creeper approaches. They’re breathing kind of heavy. They might be a perfectly nice human– just really, really bad at personal boundaries. Would they mind if you were excused to the bathroom? The bathroom that one never, ever returns from? This badge is earned by the scout who successfully rejects a weirdo’s advances—including by invoking the sacred Nope straight up…because you don’t owe anyone anything.