Why, hello there, ya little beauty school dropouts! In keeping with March’s theme of CONSUMPTION, I thought it might be fitting to go super-maximal with this month’s Face-ics. Today, I’ll be showing you my top-down all-out makeup routine from start to finish, exactly as I do it at home. It’s basically like you guys are sneaking into my bedroom, except not creepy!

While this might seem like a lengthy process, I promise the actual application is just as simple as ever, and that by the end, you’re gonna have the CADILLAC OF FACES, and the rest of the world will to be consumed by your undeniable ~*~beauty~*~. Let’s begin!

Part One: Face

Stuff I used:

• Laura Mercier Mineral Foundation Primer ($19.50, Nordstrom)
• Kat von D Lock-It Tattoo Foundation in Light 45 ($34, Sephora)
• Clinique Airbrush Concealer in Fair ($19.50, Sephora)
• Tarte Coral Crush Amazonian Clay Eye & Cheek Palette ($38, Sephora)
• L’Oreal Blush Delice in Freeze-Frame Fuschia ($17, Amazon)
• Smashbox Photo Set Finishing Powder ($28, Sephora)
• Benefit Sun Beam ($28, Sephora)
• Beautyblender ($20, Sephora)
• Realtechniques Blush Brush ($9, Target)

Part Two: Eyes

Stuff I used:

• Korres Anti-Aging Eye Primer (included in a three-piece kit for $16, eBay)
• Wet N Wild Color Icon Collection Eyeshadow Single in Gold Digger ($2, Walgreens)
• Cailyn Line-Fix Gel Eyeliner in Purple ($21, Cailyn)
• Tarte Gifted Amazonian Clay Smart Mascara ($19, Sephora)
• Coastal Scents Classic Shadow Brush in Medium Natural ($2.50, Coastal Scents)
• Urban Decay Good Karma Multi-Tasker Makeup Brush ($24, Ulta)

Part Three: Lips

Stuff I used:

• Matte lipstick in Alabama by NYX Cosmetics ($6, NYX Cosmetics)
• Marvelous Moxie lip gloss in Game Changer by Bare Escentuals ($18, Bare Escentuals) ♦