Ha! Your BFF totally tricked you. Upon closer inspection you realize it’s her reminder of your monthly girls’ outing to the quarry night-spa, which you usually just talk about telepathically, since you’ve all granted one another psychic access to your neural system. And here you were, thinking it was maybe some kind of mysterious message beckoning you to a far-off land!

Are you joining in for a blossom soak and a good quartz steam?

A. Yes!

B. Nah, you’re skipping this one.