They were as bad as I wanted to be.
It’s good to be the King.
Get it with a five-finger discount.
I will never be this mysterious and sophisticated.
His music is so much loneliness, which is something I understand.
For when you need to remind yourself how awesome you are.
My obsession with Dare Wright’s complicated creation.
Including the most disturbing cautionary video ever made.
I even liked Sondra, the boring one.
Everyone’s a winner.
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