Hanging with my bros.
We weren’t looking for each other.
It snot very hard.
Tonight we’re going to the mall to fall in love.
The going gets tough.
Boys, smooching, and a lot of talk about masturbation.
Moments from an imaginary movie.
I felt like I was about to have the best night of my life, so I took a deep breath and I jumped.
Some things are hard to write about.
Taking a break from music to help with your love lives.
We are a website for hip fathers (for today at least). Trick...or treat? Only you can say!
P.S. Don't forget to send pictures of your own costumes to firstname.lastname@example.org by Sunday at noon EST, for our annual costume gallery.
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