Alyson

In this week’s news:

“GIRL SINKS INTO FLOOR, ISN’T FOUND FOR DAYS.”

“SUBURBAN GIRL BREAKS COMMON APP FROM LOCAL LIBRARY.”

“STUDENT, REPORTEDLY SICK, IS NOT SICK.”

“DISTRACTION OF NEWLY WASHED HAIR THWARTS FOCUS OF TEEN GIRL.”

“HOW TO GET EXTRA VEGGIES IN YOUR RICE BOWL, WITHOUT THE CHARGE.”

“ESCAPE THE PRISON OF YOUR MIND: BECOME A GUARD.”

“EXPERTS REPORT THEY HAVE ‘LIKE, NO CLUE’ WHAT POETRY IN HIDDEN GOOGLE DOC ARCHIVE MEANS.”

“IS THE AMOUNT OF HAIR ON THE BACK OF YOUR JACKET A METAPHOR?”

“‘WHATEVER’: A TEEN’S PLEA TO BE FREED FROM CARING.” ♦