Leo

leo1Amelia’s horoscope: Your keyword for the new moon is narrative. Lady Luna is in your third house of storytelling, so you’re being called to pull back from the drama and ask yourself where your current predicament fits into the larger narrative of your life. With Jupiter in play, chances are you’ll look back on this with a smile.

Dylan’s advice: My friend, sweet Leo, we gotta be real—donning the Joanne the Scammer wig to play the “I’m a Messy Bitch Who Lives for Drama” role is Hot Rite Now, like, on Twitter. But don’t take it too seriously and exacerbate drama on the real, when it’s really not that big a deal. Even if whatever is dragging you through the muck is legitimately exhausting, irritating, or horrible in any other way (I’m sorry!), don’t forget the power you have in framing this experience in a way that saves you from ripping your hair out…which would probably not hurt that bad if you do have a Joanne wig on, but anyway. This is about perspective. Bitching can be a welcome release, but it doesn’t build boundaries around you and your problems, or mature your reactions to them. Don’t forget to step back a little and laugh at how goofy this might all sound in the future. Then the whole Scammer get-up will be funny again—this isn’t high-key drama LARPing! This is just lol-scamming.