Cancer

Amelia’s horoscope: Your keyword for this new moon is rich. Lady Luna is in your second house of value, so you’re being called to contemplate what things in life make you feel like the wealthiest person in the world. Hint: It doesn’t have to be money.

Dylan’s advice: First, loop this Yachty anthem (honestly, I was just going to leave it there and be done with it, but I have an obligation to actually give you advice, so I’m gonna, don’t worry). Second, get OPULENT. For Cancers, richness is usually symbiotic with comfort. Being rich has nothing to do with money, but it has to do with balling from the inside out. Go to a thrift store and score luxurious pajamas, or maybe to a discount shop to find one of those absurd plushy robe and slipper sets. Buy popsicles with adult, premium flavors such as…java chip. Or salted caramel. FRENCH vanilla, with the specks of beans. Then, once you feel luxurious, Snapchat your rich life a bunch. Who wants to be a millionaire? Be like, “I do, Regis Philbin! It’s me! I am the millionaire!” Be one today, on this Leo new moon, lessgo.