My Future Oscars Acceptance Speech…

“Wowwww! Thank you sooo much! I love the Academy. You know, I worked really hard on this movie. I loved being a part of this amazingness! I just want to thank my pug, Bert, for always being there for me when I need it, my mother and father for all of their support in my career, and Jeffrey for being—

*dreadful music starts playing to cue that the speech should be over*

Um…OK, OK, god I hate this music, but, um, yeah, thank you so much for tonight! Peace outttt.”

—By Marie S., 13, Philadelphia