What are you doing tonight? OWNING THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE (or, at least, your bedroom), that’s what! Here’s a list of songs specifically designed to make you feel like the hottest and most totally in control person of all existence, or your money back. (And, since this playlist is free, good luck taking me up on that!) Go ahead and enjoy it, but first, make sure you’re fully prepared to conquer everything in your path.

DJ Spinderella, in a still from Salt-N-Pepa’s “None of Your Business” video.

she bop