My favorite member of the Belcher family is ALL OF THEM. I relate to the members of this cartoon family in different proportions depending on the day and my mood, but every Belcher gets a turn in the spotlight of my psyche. What I am saying is that no matter how badly we may long for them to become 3D flesh and invite us to Lobsterfest, we need not seek the Belchers, for the Belchers dwell within us all.

Here are 12 songs to help you get in touch with your inner Tina, Louise, Gene, Linda, and/or Bob.

Illustration by Minna.

Illustration by Minna.