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Ask a Grown Man: Eugene Mirman

Crafty advice on condoms, pubes, and playing hard to get.

Eugene Mirman plays Gene Belcher on Bob’s Burgers, which is basically all you need to know—but if you hunger for more, you can check out his awesome new comedy special, An Evening of Comedy in a Fake, Underground Laboratory, see him tell jokes in the flesh in Northampton, MA on 11/30 or during one of his four East Coast dates in December (with fellow Grown Man Kurt Braunohler), follow him on Twitter, and/or just watch him answer your queries about dating and sexing right here:

Send your burning questions “about sex…about dating…dating and sex” to youaskedit@rookiemag.com, with “Ask a Grown” in the subject line. Please include your first name or initials or nickname, your age, and the general area you live in.

32 Comments

  • martaosbourne November 19th, 2013 3:29 PM

    i didn’t know who he was until now but woah this is great!!

  • StellaBerlin November 19th, 2013 3:45 PM

    OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

    • dreamygirl November 19th, 2013 4:47 PM

      BLUE OMG BUY CONDOMS ON HALLOWEEN AND ALSO I WISH YOUR PUBES THE BEST.

      next time I see you instead of saying goodbye I’ll say “I wish your pubes the best,” and you won’t know what hit you.

      • StellaBerlin November 19th, 2013 6:36 PM

        YES?!?!?!?!!! PLEASE DO THAT

  • Meriel November 19th, 2013 4:23 PM

    truly the best ask a grown man to date

  • e1znekcaM November 19th, 2013 4:31 PM

    Cracks me up!

  • Haleyhaley2w November 19th, 2013 5:29 PM

    “these aren’t the pubes I ordered!” haha I love this guy!

  • amescs November 19th, 2013 5:47 PM

    wow I laughed so much at this and I loved it! thanks again Rookie for another great post, and of course thank you to Eugene, for being awesome.

  • magenta04 November 19th, 2013 5:50 PM

    eeeeeeeeeee!

  • battezvous November 19th, 2013 6:15 PM

    oh my GOSD EUGENE I KNEW EVENTUALLY ROOKIE WOULD DO IT.
    yall need to listen to his comedy tapes if you haven’t already, he’s a great comedian plUS BOB’S BURGERS?!?!!!!!!!!!

  • ezzy4prezzy November 19th, 2013 6:59 PM

    ask a grown man: john green is something that should DEFINETLY happen. please!! make it happen

  • JaneLane November 19th, 2013 7:14 PM

    AAAHHHH omg this was great and hes so funny wow<3333

  • Mayabett November 19th, 2013 7:50 PM

    To the 16-year-old guy:
    This wasn’t really mentioned in the video, but while it may seem that your girlfriend wants to have sex also, the two of you need to talk about this. It’s never good to assume a partner is consenting – that person needs to tell you that this is something they also want to do.

  • Laia November 19th, 2013 8:28 PM

    i love him so so so so so so so so so much.

  • anustart November 19th, 2013 9:52 PM

    “collect your pubes over a period of several years and mail them to someone you hate” i love him!

  • Jes November 19th, 2013 11:45 PM

    yes i love bob’s burgers what a fantastic surprise. if only it were longer!

  • Suzie Q November 20th, 2013 1:43 AM

    i want to marry this man

  • elliecp November 20th, 2013 11:44 AM

    wow ok he is seriously awesome. I had no idea who he was but 100% respect gained

    http://roseandvintage.blogspot.com/

  • ValentineL. November 20th, 2013 1:07 PM

    “These aren’t the pubes I ordered!”
    Hahaha, I’m laughing so much right now!

  • Microbyte1 November 20th, 2013 2:54 PM

    omg, this dude is hilarious! and his eyes are awesome!

  • tilda November 20th, 2013 3:12 PM

    “This isn’t the pubes I ordered!”
    Bahahahahahaha xD

  • Abby November 20th, 2013 4:42 PM

    “Collect them over a period of years and send them to someone you hate”

    =BEST ADVICE EVER

  • rhymeswithorange November 20th, 2013 8:19 PM

    This was great! Also he’s the creepy neighbor on Flight of the Conchords :)

  • Princess Mononoke November 20th, 2013 9:47 PM

    Four words, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!!!!!

  • Tavi November 21st, 2013 5:17 AM

    cackling maniacally at “oOOOOOoooooh, conGRATULATIONS”

  • Mr.Shankly November 21st, 2013 7:18 PM

    Wait!! Guys can ask questions too!?!?!

  • Luxi December 19th, 2013 8:50 PM

    I was laughing so hard omfg I like this guy