Sex + Love

How to Deal When You’re Caught Masturbating

Six decent excuses to have at the ready.

41 Comments

  • dorkdynamite August 6th, 2013 7:06 PM

    This is sure the best advice I’ve seen on the topic! And I’d love to have the poster from the last panel on my door, its hysterical :)

  • disast3rology August 6th, 2013 7:08 PM

    i fall in love with this website more and more each day. this comic is aaaaaaaamazing.

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  • jfate August 6th, 2013 7:10 PM

    lmao amaze..

  • soviet_kitsch August 6th, 2013 7:12 PM

    lmfao i’ve done #3. not while masturbating, but while trying to scratch an itch rrriiiiight on my clit in front of family. also: owning it is the best way. nothing to be ashamed of here

  • emseely August 6th, 2013 7:13 PM

    i am dead laughing right now. i love this mucho.

  • poetess August 6th, 2013 7:14 PM

    I am so happy this exists.

  • Sam August 6th, 2013 7:37 PM

    This made me so happy! I love Rookie.

  • AngstyTheBrave August 6th, 2013 7:45 PM

    Oh my God. Yes.

  • MaddieMae August 6th, 2013 8:04 PM

    Oh my god, I love this.

  • Sophie ❤ August 6th, 2013 8:14 PM

    Oh boy- but, once again, this so fabulous advice!

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  • kolumbia August 6th, 2013 8:32 PM

    Emily and Esme, you two are THE DREAM TEAM!!

  • Aïcha Belkhodja August 6th, 2013 9:06 PM

    hahaha the last one <3

  • Sandrine August 6th, 2013 9:10 PM

    This should have been posted yesterday ahahahahahah

  • KatGirl August 6th, 2013 9:23 PM

    I WANT THAT POSTER! “I am masturbating and it’s phenomenal”
    http://www.kawaiiunicornsandsparkleponies.wordpress.com

  • Rose August 6th, 2013 9:53 PM

    ahahaha this rules

  • sophiethewitch August 6th, 2013 10:21 PM

    Harder to conceal when you’re also watching porn. With headphones. So you don’t hear your parents knocking or entering your room.

  • thenoisythinker August 7th, 2013 12:19 AM

    Hilarious! I can’t imagine getting caught!

    thenoisythinker.blogspot.com

  • barbroxursox August 7th, 2013 1:04 AM

    Hahaha oh god this is perfect. I’ve never gotten caught but I’ve been worrying about it lol… One of my ideas for if it happens is “my arms got cold so that’s why they’re under the covers.” Idk. Haha but thanks for this! It is a very important issue!

    http://lizard-onawindowpane.tumblr.com

  • Princess Mononoke August 7th, 2013 2:35 AM

    Haha, this is perfect! Love the leg hair in #6 btw :)

  • AliceS August 7th, 2013 5:25 AM

    You girls are the best, you know that, right?
    I just love the fact that you talk about an issue such masturbation, which is always avoid if it’s female, it’s really important. And the way you manage it is perfect.

    http://toomuchlightburnsthenegative.blogspot.it/

  • Yayo August 7th, 2013 6:02 AM

    ”Hey mum, I’m just stretching” was a spur of the moment excuse once.

    Man, these are so much better.

  • flocha August 7th, 2013 7:36 AM

    This made my day

  • marphine August 7th, 2013 8:11 AM

    Ugh, I wish there was a site like this when I was a teenager (though I never got caught masturbating :D) Great job, you guys!

  • I.ila August 7th, 2013 9:09 AM

    OMG that cat. is fantastic.

  • Krista August 7th, 2013 9:20 AM

    Bahahahaha I love this!

  • Suketchiihara August 7th, 2013 10:00 AM

    I usually masturbating without noise (my moans are always like silent ‘mmmhhh’ and ‘hhhhhhh’) so I rarely get caught. But when someone came into my room while I’m doing it I always do the #4 awkwardly and carefully. The results? No one’s realized and they didn’t suspicious at all! Yay~~!

  • AClementine August 7th, 2013 10:14 AM

    Super funny! Love number six with the cat catching her out

  • Pipstar August 7th, 2013 1:26 PM

    Walked in on by my Dad aged about 12 – worst moment ever.

  • alesssurprise August 7th, 2013 1:45 PM

    omg the last one hahah this is awesome

  • soretudaaa August 7th, 2013 2:15 PM

    I LIVE by the Snooze.

  • Abby August 7th, 2013 4:15 PM

    This is actually perfect haha. I seriously take so many precautions to not getting caught it’s ridiculous. BUT I’ve never gotten caught so maybe it’s not ridiculous lol

  • meels August 7th, 2013 7:14 PM

    Rookie, you guys are seriously the best. Cracking up right now

  • la fee clochette August 8th, 2013 6:03 PM

    yay for this :) masturbation is too awesome not to do!

  • Helen August 8th, 2013 10:28 PM

    You guys should make that poster and sell it on the Rookie store!

  • veoh112 August 9th, 2013 10:27 PM

    oh my god this is hilarious, the last one is too funny

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  • nana August 12th, 2013 5:21 AM

    ‘A girl’s got to eat’ brb dying

    electricalbeing.blogspot.com/

  • Sophii August 16th, 2013 9:41 PM

    I need that door sign. This is brilliant :’) xoxo http://prettypassionsfinefashions.blogspot.co.uk

  • diniada13 August 21st, 2013 8:06 AM

    because masturbating is funnnn x

    http://sorryimoutofgoodurls.blogspot.com

  • sherry August 29th, 2013 10:23 AM

    this is so funny!!! I just cant stop laughing! I looooove the last one lol

    toinfinitynbeyond13.blogspot.hk

  • blingblingbling September 16th, 2013 3:51 PM

    Haha oh my god I love the comic is so cute! You girls are so good at this. I love the way of you girls being honest and not afraid of talking about this. There should be no shame. Girls should have the right to enjoy that too.

  • Flossy Mae October 21st, 2013 3:18 PM

    This is fabulous! I have never been caught but always worried what would happen if I did…I’m quite liking the sign on the door though. x