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Saturday Links: Aubrey as Daria Edition

Two stares unite as one…through movie magic! Plus: A new Fiona Apple video to obsess over, tampon earrings on TV, and so many other sparkling gems from the internet.

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There is no doubt that you have done one of the following: 1) compared Aubrey Plaza to Daria, because they both have perfected the art of being deadpan and sarcastic; and/or 2) wondered what might have happened to Daria—and all the other eccentric characters in her life—after she left the hellhole that was Lawndale High. College Humor made wishes come true with this trailer for Daria: High School Reunion starring—you guessed it—AUBREY PLAZA. Sadly, the movie doesn’t actually exist, but those few minutes watching Aubrey as Daria are worth it. And who knows? With all the positive responses to the clip, this movie could become a reality. As Daria herself would say:
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I have been obsessed with Fiona Apple’s song “Hot Knife” since The Idler Wheel… came out last year. (Actually, I have been obsessed with the record in general, but you already knew that.) The three times I saw her live, I knew she wouldn’t play it because it seems hella complicated, and who would do all the other voices? (ME?) But seeing this new video for “Hot Knife” (directed by Apple’s ex-boyf Paul Thomas Anderson, who also made the awesome videos for “Fast As You Can” and “Across the Universe,” among others) is exactly what I pictured in my head when I imagined her singing it. The song is so pure, and I’m glad the video isn’t about crazy pyrotechnics or green-screen shenanigans—it’s just Apple, her sister (who does backing vocals), and drums. The song will get stuck in your head, and you’ll wanna watch the video again and again.

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MSNBC anchor and all-around-awesome person Melissa Harris-Perry wore tampon earrings on her talk show this past weekend. It was a sort of mini-protest against the ridiculous temporary ban on “feminine products” in the Texas State Capitol on July 12th during a legislative session that led to a vote to effectively close most of the state’s abortion clinics. Guess security could’ve been afraid that ladies were gonna pull an L7? I loved Harris-Perry’s little joke; I say bring on the tampon jewelry! And while we’re on the subject of Harris-Perry, can I please just ask WHY her show comes on weekends in the morning, a.k.a. when we’re all asleep, a.k.a. the worst possible time slot? BOO! Give her a weekday slot, MSNBC, pretty please?

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On Wednesday, Women in the World posted the trailer for the documentary After Tiller. I’ve been waiting to see this movie since the co-directors Martha Shane and Lana Wilson Kickstarted it a few years back. It profiles the four doctors in America who still perform late-term abortions, which are rare but controversial, and it promises to be an honest examination of why a doctor would choose to endanger his or her own life—and the lives of loved ones—so that women have access to this surgical procedure.

Who hasn’t killed time by scrolling through BuzzFeed’s addictive, GIF-laden listicles or photo roundups of the 27 Most Confused Raccoons or whatever? I’ve done my share of zoning out, but I’m not sure procrastination will ever be the same after this down-the-rabbit hole meta-internet masterpiece.

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Remember Brecht Evens, the guy who made that book The Making Of, which we wrote about for July’s books roundup? Remember how I said his beautiful watercolor illustrations were the best part? Well, now he’s collaborated with a French fashion label called Cotélac to put those beautiful works on a dress! To be worn on your body!!! I’m freaking out.

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My heart broke as I watched this video by 11-year-old Nada al-Ahdal, an impossibly brave girl who ran away from her home in Yemen after her parents tried to make her marry an older man. Now living with her uncle, Nada is speaking out for young children who are married off against their will and before they have a chance to live their lives. In the video, she talks about her aunt’s suicide after being married at 14 to an abusive man, and says that she, too, would have killed herself if she had been forced to marry. “They have killed our dreams. They have killed everything inside us.” Thankfully, her message seems to be getting out: Her video has more than 7 million views on YouTube.

Burka Avenger: the Pakistani cartoon countering Taliban opposition to girls' education - video

Meanwhile in Pakistan, the country’s first animated TV series stars an unlikely heroine: Burka Avenger. The burka-wearing superhero, above, is a teacher who defends the right of her female students to get an education by fighting with books and pens as her weapons. The Pakistani pop star Haroon created the awesome character in reaction to the Taliban’s often-violent efforts to stop girls from going to school.

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A still from the movie Paris, Texas.

A still from the movie Paris, Texas.

Lisa Rosman, one of my favorite film critics, whose feminist lens is inscrutable, penned this funny little meditation on what it means to believe in the movies—in her case, the Wim Wenders classic Paris, Texas. “O Faded blondes and busted bombshells and disappearing man children and cardboard movie stars floating above our highways. Say amen, somebody.” It’s a riff that gets at the heart of the magic of a darkened cinema.

I live in Chicago, where there are approximately 160 street fairs or music festivals between May and October every year (no hyperbole, that’s an official figure). In the summertime, reading the “Missed Connections” on Craigslist from half-drunk, concert-going randos is a constant, cheap source of laughs. (Peruse them the Monday after Lollapalooza, and the things that have transpired as connections—or not—between strangers is next-level). Anyhow, it turns out some of the best ones from this week, the one after Pitchfork Music Festival, made the internet rounds. Despite thinking, “These are just too ridiculously wonderful to be true,” I suspended my disbelief. But alas, the ruse was revealed in this week’s edition of the Boston-based, feminist-run news-zine the Media.

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Rebecca Harrington’s various test-runs of celebrity diets for the Cut have had her eating some of the most bizarre foods one can imagine—a baked puree of celery, nuts, and milk for the Garbo diet; steak with peanut butter for Liz Taylor’s; expensive-vegan-everything in the Gwynnie diet—and have had me snorting with LAFFS the whole way through. This week she tried Madonna’s extreme macrobiotic diet along with some punishing and equally extreme Madonna-branded workout DVDs. I know that doesn’t sound funny at all, but I was cracking up to the point that everyone else in the room got so annoyed that they got up and left. Harrington also throws in salient links to some of the really classic, bitchy Madonna interviews throughout history. It’s kind of a twofer in that way.

And amid all the chuckles, there was this: Patricia Lockwood, who is a poet of some renown these days (rightly so), and who is especially good at Twitter, had a (TRIGGER WARNING) poem entitled “Rape Joke” published Thursday at the Awl. Normally, Lockwood makes me laugh, and so, because of the title, I wondered where she might be going with it. And over the course of the poem, she does more for the “rape joke debate” than any hectoring tweet, any straight explanation of why shit is not funny, or any recitation of the familiar one-in-five stats. She uses the lingua franca of comedy as the weapon, and her poem does that thing that poetry does when it is at its exceptional best—when it gets at a truth that is accessible no other way. I bawled my way through it. I cried because of the sheer grace of the work, and also for all the parts that are also the stories of friends and women I love and have known. ♦

27 Comments

  • anyone July 27th, 2013 12:21 PM

    This poem by Patricia Lockwood made me really sad.

  • Violet July 27th, 2013 12:44 PM

    hey girls,
    there was also a wonderful profile of Amy Goodman published in The Lab Magazine:

    http://thelabmagazine.com/2013/07/11/amy-goodman/

    love,
    V

  • saramarit July 27th, 2013 12:48 PM

    I was really dissapointed to see Aubrey Plaza’s GQ photo shoot this week but I can’t even explain why it bummed me out so much , I’m conflicted. Obviously I will still go and see every movie she’s in for the rest of my life.

    • Tyknos93 July 27th, 2013 8:09 PM

      Oh man, I flipped through that issue (mainly because Daniel Cranston was on the cover). I read her article and I felt the SAME way. It was so blah. I’m REALLY excited about her new movie though!

      http://blazoningpens.blogspot.com/

  • momobaby July 27th, 2013 2:56 PM

    I’ve seen the video of the little girl from Yemen before and it absolutely breaks my heart. She’s so well spoken you can see she’s thought so much about what she wanted to say. You can see her desperation for better treatment of young girls in her eyes and it compels you to feel sympathy and so much sadness that this is how life is in so many place on the earth.

    http://littlerebellia.blogspot.com

  • Mira July 27th, 2013 4:27 PM

    Fionaaa <333

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  • Caitlin H. July 27th, 2013 4:51 PM

    BRECHT <3

  • Emmie July 27th, 2013 5:44 PM

    ah, thank god there’s not really a Daria movie coming out. I hate cartoon-to-live action crossovers! Daria is Daria! No one else can be her, not even Aubrey Plaza.

  • CJay July 27th, 2013 5:49 PM

    Emetophobe warning on that buzzfeed link. :(

  • Sophie ❤ July 27th, 2013 6:54 PM

    As always, I love this edition of Saturday links!
    (However, Rookie; I’m kinda disappointed- whenever I go on Rookie with my phone, I get overwhelmed with ads. Is this just me, or is anybody else getting the problem?)

    http://theneonpapaya.wordpress.com

  • Monroe July 27th, 2013 7:21 PM

    On the subject of rape jokes, prison rape jokes have been on my mind lately. If you actually read what those guys have gone through in prison it makes you sick. Gang rape, sexual slavery, dehumanization, its so disturbing.
    Not to detract from the subject on hand at all. That poem gives you this sinking feeling of “how could anyone ever be amused by a joke about this.” Very powerful.

  • Tyknos93 July 27th, 2013 8:15 PM

    Melissa Harris Perry is my favorite human at the moment and I wish I had cable/ DVR so I could see all her segments. That woman is GOLD.
    http://blazoningpens.blogspot.com/

  • Juli July 27th, 2013 8:18 PM

    I got really overexcited when I saw “Daria the Movie” on the homepage, and now I’m mildly disappointed that it’s not a real thing, but it’s okay because there’s still hope!

    I heard about Nada a couple of days ago, and I’m glad to see Rookie has brought it up. In other words, I’m pleasantly surprised to see something like the “Burka Avenger”! Education is inarguably the most important tool in progressing not only female rights but human rights in general.

  • bean17 July 27th, 2013 11:47 PM

    Really great links, but it was hard to watch them with the sound ads that kept playing – I couldn’t figure out how to turn them off!

  • Abby July 27th, 2013 11:50 PM

    I REALLY REALLY REALLY need to see After Tiller.

  • Violet July 28th, 2013 1:55 AM

    Hum, my last comment wasn’t published – is this normal? I just posted a link to a great article about Amy Goodman which was published last week.

    Moderation is expected, however, could you explain why I got ‘censored’?? Is it that we can’t contribute by posting links to things we found interesting as well?

    Thank you for your reply,

    Love,
    V

    • Anaheed July 28th, 2013 4:57 PM

      Your comment was published — I just had to wait till I got a chance to look at the video. Thanks for posting it.

  • whyamidreamingwhenimstillawake July 28th, 2013 2:08 AM

    OH MY GOD BURKA AVENGER IS JUST SO PERFECT ASDFGHJKL I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW AMAZING THIS IS OMG………….

    *fangirls out of existence*

    • whyamidreamingwhenimstillawake July 28th, 2013 2:21 AM

      Just one thing: the Book of Rules video doesn’t work. Really frustrating! I’m on tablet.

  • Kamila July 28th, 2013 3:31 AM

    Am I the only one who DOESN’T want there to be a Daria Movie? I mean, Daria is perfect the way it is, why spoil it?

  • Mary the freak July 29th, 2013 8:43 AM

    DARIA THE MOVIE?! WOAH THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST MOVIE EEEEEVVVEEERRR.!

    That video of the 11year old girl is so sad and touching. It’s crazy that things like these happen on that planet every day without anyone caring.

    http://birdiewearsatie.blogspot.com/

    http://unicornlyawesome.tumblr.com/

  • alice.cam July 29th, 2013 9:37 AM

    Loved this edition, not too keen on the Fiona Apple song though. I preferred her old stuff.

    The diet blog was fabulous, I adore the way she subtly points out the ridiculousness of it all with the best tool of all: humour.

    The rape poem was certainly powerful and captivating, although it got a few mixed comments. But rape is always controversial, so no surprise there.

  • wallflower152 July 29th, 2013 9:48 AM

    I always loved Aubrey Plaza and one day I realized it’s cuz she’s the live action version of Daria haha. I saw her new movie this weekend, The To-Do List, and it was perfect. Rookies would love it. 1993, a nerdy valedictorian played by Plaza decides to accomplish a list of sexual acts before college. There are high-waisted shorts, floral dresses and combat boots. Donald Glover <3 and Alia Shawkat. I don't wanna give too much away but it is a totally feminist movie. I can only think of one or two things that made me mad from a feminist angle. My crush on Aubrey Plaza has doubled. <3

  • loonylizzy July 29th, 2013 6:32 PM

    fiona! eep!!

    also AUDREY PLAZA AS DARIA THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY WE NEED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN

    and the video of the little girl from yemen gave me goosebumps. i’m glad her story is making an impact :)

    http://www.theflightoftheflamingo.blogspot.com

  • boxcarriot September 20th, 2013 2:17 PM

    ahhh The Suzy X video keeps playing in the background and there’s no way to stop it!

    • Anaheed September 20th, 2013 11:39 PM

      Aaah sorry! I removed it!