Tech

Into the Wild

These games will take you places. What happens there is up to you.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent
2011, Frictional Games
Mac, Windows

This is one of those games that you need to play in a dark basement with a diaper on, away from family and friends, because you will scream and curse and maybe pee your pants, and it would be humiliating for you if anyone saw that. It’s the scariest game ever. Coming from me, that isn’t saying a lot, because I take games too seriously, and when I used to play Tony Hawk Underground I would cry when I’d crash into things. Anyway, Amnesia is like…your fears come to life. You’re basically wandering around a creepy mansion alone in the dark, and the game just feeds on your tension. I think it’s the best of the survivor horror genre because it goes out of its way to get into your head. I wasn’t convinced to play it, but then I saw this, and I HAD to, and now I’m obsessed. Play ittttttttttttttttt. —Arabelle

The Lost City
2012, Fire Maple Games
iOS, Android, Kindle Fire, Nook

Last week, I played The Lost City on my Nook Color, which I use almost exclusively as a video game console. It’s a good thing, too, because otherwise I would not have discovered this game and fallen in love. The gameplay is this: you click (well, tap) around on an island, looking for clues and items that will help you solve a mystery whose plot is kind of irrelevant—something to do with a dead grandmother’s mysterious legacy? Whatever, I forget, it’s not really important. What’s important are the graphics, which change as you control the seasons on the island in order to reveal new things to study and collect. You do this by gently stroking colorful stones into decaying statues. So weird and so great. Everything her is detailed and artistic—it’s the video game equivalent of that book you just can’t put down once you start it. The developer, Fire Maple, has another game that’s only slightly less good called The Secret of Grisly Manor, which I also recommend. Commenters, do you have suggestions for me? I’m badly in need of more stylish mysteries whose plots I will only vaguely remember afterwards! HALP! —Amy Rose

World of Warcraft
2001, Blizzard Entertainment
Mac, Windows

I succumbed to World of Warcraft’s role-playing allure because my boyfriend and two of our best friends have been playing it like it is their job. Until recently, I was gun-shy (pun intended) about video games that seemed violent because of my inner flower child. One day, I overheard my sweetie tell me about our friend who plays the game as a healer, laying her hands on everyone who is injured and roaming through the realms with her pet penguin. I was intrigued when I heard I could acquire a cute pet! But mostly, I loved the idea of a game where I could support those who needed me. Before I go off on a tangent about thinking of World of Warcraft as a metaphor for world peace, I’ll just say that I love the game because it appeals to both my warrior and peaceful self—I can kick butt to defend my friend when necessary, but also heal the wounded to bring light into the world. Oh yes, and playing dress-up is pretty fun—my priestess avatar had raven-colored hair, a fierce goddess gown, and a nose piercing, which I have always wanted but am too scared to try. World of Warcraft is addictive. Try it out. Be a night elf or a human, a hater or a healer. You can be whomever you want to be. —Jamia

ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron
1993, Sega
Sega Genesis

In this sequel, as well as the original ToeJam and Earl, the eponymous characters are fully hilarious, both intentionally and, well, otherwise. For one thing, there’s a lot of dialogue regarding “funk,” which is funny coming from two early ’90s aliens made of pixels. It’s even funnier when that flimsy approximation of what “funk” is gets extended to the whole board, which in this case is named, yes, Planet Funkotron. Also, the use of vintage California slang is HEAVY, you guys, which is excellent—or should I say TUBULAR? So it’s a scrolling platform game, and you play the aliens, who are the heroes. The enemies are hokey human beings invading your home and taking pictures of everything, which is, incidentally, something any of you living in major cities will be able to relate to. —Amy Rose

Super Mario Sunshine
2002, Nintendo
GameCube

Goddamn, I hated and continue to hate Super Mario 64. I can’t place why—I just found it awkward to play and somehow less colorful than all its Mario predecessors. This is part of why I love Super Mario Sunshine, which is one of the most vibrant and fluid games you could ever want. It’s also pretty innovative, having been the first in the franchise to introduce a new world, Isle Delfino, as well as new characters (species?) to inhabit it, including the Piantas and Nokis. Mario’s also the recipient of some fancy new technology, namely a water cannon, F.L.U.D.D., that makes it easier to attack enemies, perform acrobatics, and do lots of other nifty tricks. All in all, this game is bizarre, especially when compared with the others in the series, which is what makes it such a delight to play. —Amy Rose

Uncharted
2007-present, Sony
PS3

The best thing about the Indiana Jones movies is that they’re the Indiana Jones movies, but the worst thing about them is that you can’t explore for yourself. The Uncharted series allows you to travel the world, from Budapest to Peru to Turkey, checking out old crypts full of trinkets and weird insects. The goals are different for each game, but basically you’re Drake, a history buff and adventurer, and you’re always trying to find the key to the treasure before the bad guys do, which can involve fighting off insects with a torch, climbing up a train car that is hanging off of a mountain, and running through a collapsing building. Two can play this game, Indy. —Emily V.

Red Dead Redemption
2010, Rockstar Games
PS3, Xbox 360

I have a fascination with the desolate, tumbleweed-filled Southwest, but it’s not enough to go down to New Mexico and hang out. (Also, I’m not sure what the tumbleweed situation is like anymore.) No, I want to know what it felt like to actually live in the wild, wild west, which is what I get from playing Red Dead Redemption. You can ride a horse, you can climb mountains and watch the sun rise over the desert, you can witness public hangings and find strangers who live and die by their honor—and you can get in gunfights quite easily. You can’t, however, swim. Your protagonist never learned, so train those horses well. —Emily V.

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
2006, Nintendo
Wii

Zelda has been mine since 2004 when my brother and I bought Wind Waker. I spent that winter sitting in front of the television, enthralled with little Link, in his green hat, and the strange mystical world he inhabits. In Wind Waker, he travels across the sea to intricate and interesting islands, trying to rescue Princess Zelda—but you can also forget about her and explore to your heart’s content. There are so many weird people/creatures to make friends with and numerous side missions that are almost as entertaining as the main storyline. But we got my favorite game three long years later. In Twilight Princess, Link can turn into a wolf (SO COOL!). He uses a horse to travel across fields and bridges and up mountains and even meets the Abominable Snowman in his ice mansion hideaway. This holds so many good memories that it actually makes me emotional. —Naomi

Feed Me!
2006, Nitrome Limited
Nitrome.com

The first time I visited nitrome.com, I was 13-years-old. Six years later, I’m still obsessed with it. And the game that I always seem to go back to is the first one I ever played: Feed Me! In short, you’re a pixelated Venus flytrap on a quest to escape the confines of the greenhouse, and you have to fight various creepy crawlies in order to get out. It’s LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING EVER! And completely and utterly addictive. The incredible 8-bit soundtrack makes the game. I became so hooked I nearly bought it on iTunes. (Yes! You can ACTUALLY buy the soundtrack!) —Eleanor

Super Mario Bros. Wii
2009, Nintendo
Wii

Let me be clear: I am totally unqualified to talk about video games because I play Mario and only Mario. That said: it’s the best! And this particular version is so awesome that, after receiving it as a Christmas present, I knew better than to play it with a deadline looming. But once that deadline passed, it became difficult to leave the apartment to go to work, or to go to dinner on a Saturday night, or to shower. I finally beat the game in mid-2011, but was almost disappointed to learn that there is a secret world that opens up level by level if you collect ALL THE COINS from the entire game, which is pretty effing hard. But both the propeller suit, which allows you to fly with a furious shake of the controller, and the penguin suit, which lets you slide along on the ice, are incredibly intuitive and fun. Riding on the back of the ravenous, peach-eating, mushroom-gulping Yoshi is my favorite (too few levels feature Yoshi!). He lands on his enemies with a pithy, satisfying THWOMP. For days afterwards, I hear only the tempting call of Mario—or that of my preferred bother, Luigi—enticing me with their enthusiastic refrain: “Let’s-a go.” —Phoebe ♦

34 Comments

  • DitzyMo March 15th, 2012 11:10 PM

    mario was the coolest thing ever, still is :D

  • missblack March 15th, 2012 11:12 PM

    HO YES Red Dead Redemption is probably the most amazing thing to ever be birthed on our planet. My older sister’s boyfriend has it and my little brother and I literally played it for HOURS and got into a huge fight over whether our character was honorable (my choice) or a criminal (his choice). Either way we’re totally addicted, and my sister’s boyfriend said that he and his brother played it online for FIVE HOURS. That’s how good it is!!
    (also I guess it could be recommended to help siblings bond, haha)

    Little&Trivial

  • Colleen March 15th, 2012 11:16 PM

    Another really good video game is Dragon Age: Origins. It’s so freaking addicting!!!

  • lita March 15th, 2012 11:18 PM

    want an adventure? play any grand theft auto game :D

  • lxmldrt March 15th, 2012 11:22 PM

    Shadow of the Colossus!

  • eloiseh March 15th, 2012 11:22 PM

    the legend of zelda: twilight princess is great, but ocarina of time is by far the best, and most underrated, zelda game. it may be for the practically extinct nintendo 64 and have the crap graphics of 1998 but it still manages to to enchant me

    • fullmetalguitar March 16th, 2012 3:05 AM

      I remember just a few years back when I was a freshmen in college, all the guys in the neighboring dorm would gather around an old N64 and play Ocarina of Time for HOURS! I think anyone who was old enough to play it at the time will never forget. The music always takes you back…

      • eloiseh March 16th, 2012 7:47 AM

        oh my god the music is amazing.. i still listen to saria’s song on a daily basis

    • alienshe March 16th, 2012 7:27 AM

      ocarina of time is underrated? you crazy! it was such a popular game it even got remade for the 3DS and it’s almost always recognised as being one of the top few zelda games released. such a classic!

  • queserasera March 15th, 2012 11:24 PM

    i love mario, but i always choose luigi ahahah, love the background today btw, heavenly creatures~

    http://mercurialmanic.blogspot.com/

  • Katherine March 15th, 2012 11:27 PM

    No Temple Run? :)

  • rennie March 16th, 2012 12:15 AM

    My favorite is LIMBO, where you’re a boy trying to save his sister from this gorgeous creepy black-and-white underworld. The puzzles are really clever because they’re so simple and yet so tricky. You also die in the best ever ways … like you get decapitated and it’s just your cute little head rolling down a hill …

    • KusterBeaton March 18th, 2012 5:58 PM

      Yes, Limbo is so fantastic! SO beautiful and scary.

  • Adrienne March 16th, 2012 12:16 AM

    AAAH OHMYGOD AMNESIA. The water part is so freakin’ scary! Anything Zelda and Link related is superb, and (almost) anything Mario related is so fun! I especially like Super Smash Bros.

    My suggestion: MYST!!! Best graphics ever, and puzzles that’ll make your head spin. Beautiful game. :’)

    I also love Age of the Empires. Somehow, it’s satisfying to have your own little empire, create armies and markets, and fight other empires.

    http://theaverageasiangirl.blogspot.com

  • pretendgames March 16th, 2012 12:23 AM

    Okay, after watching that video I have to play Amnesia… the only problem is I have no friends who play games so I’d just be screaming to myself :(

  • sosavvy March 16th, 2012 1:00 AM

    So, I’ve been reading Rookie for a while but never commented before. But I HAD TO when I saw that Amy Rose was talking about Super Mario Sunshine! My younger brother and I used to play it alllll the time.

    I loved the watermelon festival so much for some reason. My all time favorite part, however, was Noki Bay in general – what with all the hidden areas and trampolines.
    Thanks, Rookie for reminding me of the greatness of SMS! :)

  • Susann March 16th, 2012 4:00 AM

    I’ve always loved Mario!

    http://fashioninpepperland.blogspot.com

  • Hayley March 16th, 2012 4:07 AM

    Minecraft!

  • Minnah March 16th, 2012 9:42 AM

    heh, abdominable snowman. I bet he’s got a great sixpack.

  • loaa March 16th, 2012 9:57 AM

    You need Skyrim on this list! It is the best thing ever! It’s kinda like WoW, only better. And you just have to pay once for the game, not like with WoW. Skyrim is basically about exploring, and doing all kinds of quests. And there are dragons. Just try it, its amazing, it really is!!

    • Phoebe March 16th, 2012 11:07 AM

      You know, we’ve covered Skyrim before, that’s why it’s not here!

    • missmadness March 19th, 2012 11:29 AM

      Literally my first thought was SKYRIM when I saw this list. Glad to see it’s been covered :) I adore it.

  • sttefaaa March 16th, 2012 10:25 AM

    I guess my time for games is over :( Not very interested anymore, plus, I can never finish any game :D

    http://stefanystrange.blogspot.com/

  • Saraleebread March 16th, 2012 12:12 PM

    OH MY GOSH I JUST STARTED PLAYING AMNESIA YESTERDAY, SO WHEN I CAME ON HERE RIGHT NOW I WAS LIKE OHHHHH MYYYY. It scares me though. I’m probably better sticking to the Sims or Nancy Drew.

  • MissKnowItAll March 16th, 2012 4:01 PM

    where’s Assasin’s Creed and Skyrim? The ulitmate exploration games.

  • Franny Glass March 16th, 2012 6:03 PM

    Love Nitrome games! My current favorite is Silly Sausage where you are an expendable dog that has to collect gems!
    Also a favorite adventure game of all time, Limbo.

    God, so. Awesome. Most beautiful, challenging, morbid, and addicting game you will ever play I bet.

    http://limbogame.org

  • Juli March 16th, 2012 6:35 PM

    I quite enjoyed some of the Silent Hill games, where you’re stuck in this “abandoned” town, and you go between reality and a dreamish state, but you don’t know which is which. The storylines are really trippy too.

  • Casey March 17th, 2012 1:01 AM

    Ahh!!! Windwaker was SO CUTE(still playing it)! Unfortunately, I have this thing where I freak out whenever I face a boss (be it scary or not), and hyperventilate and refuse to play any more video games because I’m THAT afraid..So unfortunately, that means never ever completing a video game :( (does a Mario DDR count)?

    The Super Mario Bros. aforementioned is excellent! Played it at my friend’s house, and all I wanted to do as play it ALL day…SO FUN when it’s with your friends!

    http://thebowandthebutterfly.blogspot.com

  • ShockHorror March 17th, 2012 5:40 AM

    Yes Nitrome!

    All their games are fantastic, the concepts are so unique and adorabley pixeled :*

  • MissKnowItAll March 17th, 2012 7:55 PM

    adding to the list.
    Minecraft
    Halo
    Temple Run
    Lego Star Wars

  • Louise March 18th, 2012 4:10 PM

    Super Mario Sunshine was my favorite game for the longest time. It’s like taking a tropical vacation in your basement.

  • Yip March 19th, 2012 8:45 AM

    Maybe Assassins Creed (II, Brotherhood, revelations) also?

  • MissKnowItAll March 21st, 2012 1:27 PM

    Yes!!!!!!!!!
    I’ll go exploring where ever Ezio is.