Tiger Beat: Creepy Half-Melted Edition

Something about seeing celebrities and obnoxious headlines copied in chicken scratch is so hilarious to us.


  • Susann February 21st, 2012 3:09 PM

    That’s hilarious! I can’t believe I used to actually buy imported American teen magazines when I was 13 (hey, they are really expensive in Germany!).

    • Pashupati February 21st, 2012 3:57 PM

      I used to buy Mädchen, though Germany is just a few kilometers away.
      Foreign teen magazines = language learning tools.

    • Filia-Zissy February 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM

      Meine Bravo-Phase war vor meiner Englisch-egal-worums-geht-Phase, also wurde ich davon verschont…

      Nett zu wissen, dass es auch noch andere germans gibt, die sich für Rookie interessieren.

      Liebe Grüße aus Bremen.

  • rosiesayrelax February 21st, 2012 3:12 PM

    “Justin personally said hello to everyone”
    well hello right back atcha Mr Timberlake, you beast of a man who’s loves his mumma.

    • MissKnowItAll February 21st, 2012 7:30 PM

      Think it’s Justin Bieber…. Just not the same:(

  • Bren February 21st, 2012 3:31 PM

    Oh my God. This is the best.

  • Fortune_Goddess February 21st, 2012 3:33 PM

    ohmygoodness. I can find ALL of the magazines in which these are from. Yes, I’m still a feminist and yes, it makes me ashamed, but yes, I own about 3 years of back issues from Tiger Beat. Un-ironically.

  • Dylan February 21st, 2012 5:44 PM


  • maggiemadge February 21st, 2012 5:48 PM

    Bahahaha… love this!

  • Emilie February 21st, 2012 5:53 PM

    What is hilarious yet more awesome than can accurately be described OH YAH THIS

  • MissKnowItAll February 21st, 2012 6:06 PM

    At first I thought Cody Simpson was biting the dolphin…

  • Daniella Ben-Bassat February 21st, 2012 7:53 PM

    can someone please tell me who cody simpson is??

  • queserasera February 21st, 2012 8:00 PM

    Haha, i thought it said “justin reveals his boyfriend’ or something. i love this!

  • Ellie February 21st, 2012 8:00 PM

    These are the best! LOVE.

  • youarebananas February 21st, 2012 8:13 PM

    hahahahahha this is amazing!! one of the most creative things yall have posted EVER! love it.

  • firstcomestherain February 21st, 2012 9:03 PM

    That is halarious, you guys are amazing! I can’t belive I used to read and buy stuff like that.

  • Adrienne February 21st, 2012 10:42 PM

    Hahah this is too funny! I always look at the cover of these tweeny magazines whenever I pass by a stand, I’m amazed/horrified with what they say!

  • ivoire February 22nd, 2012 12:09 AM


  • bridiebird February 22nd, 2012 1:30 AM

    this makes me realise how much rookie>every other magazine

  • lxa February 22nd, 2012 1:42 AM

    These magazines do disgust and fascinate me. I bought one just for kicks and nostalgia last month and had no idea who ANYONE in it was. What happened to the Jo Bros?! I still really love the horrible headlines, deep interviews, and oh-so-important love advice that are these magazines!

    • Afiqa February 23rd, 2012 2:02 AM

      I’ve been asking that question about the Jonas Brothers too. They used to be everywhere but now, it’s like they never existed.

  • teen goth February 22nd, 2012 3:46 AM

    Did I use to pay good money for magazines like this? Sadly yes.
    funny stuff.

  • nickz February 22nd, 2012 10:17 AM

    That was so funny you should make more of it.

  • puffytoad February 22nd, 2012 10:50 AM

    Rihanna = Kermit ?????

  • stellar February 24th, 2012 3:52 PM

    check out “Jeune et Jolie”…bought first issue in foreign-language magazine shop/cafe and just hearing the creepy “Jeune et Jolie” comment from the old French guy clerk gave me the willies…

  • back2thepast March 21st, 2012 5:57 PM

    I’m really relieved to know that I wasn’t the only one who wasted a toooon of cash on this shit. They will make lovely collaging material :D