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A Procrastinator’s Guide to Getting an A

Or at least not an F.

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Every September, I hear the same mantra repeated amongst my friends: this year is going to be different. They’re going to be on top of their readings and their homework; they’ll come to class on time and review their notes every evening; they’re going to start studying early and not stress out over exams. And always, by the end of the semester, all this has gone out the window. Soon, they come to the realization that they have one night to cram an entire semester’s worth of information into their heads lest they fail the final exam.

When I use terms like “my friends” and “they,” what I mean to say is “myself” and “I.” I am a master procrastinator. Heck, this article is due tonight and I’m just beginning it now (sorry, editors!). Procrastination is a problem, and there are ways to overcome it and get more organized. That being said, I know more than anybody that when you’re 12 hours away from a final exam you haven’t studied for, your first thought isn’t “Gee, I should look at my life choices and study habits and perhaps make some major structural changes!” but rather “OH SHIT GONNA FAIL NEED TO STUDY SO STRESSED I WANT MY MOOOOM.”

This here, this is not a study guide. Ideally, studying begins well in advance of finals, at the library or in a group or however Rory on Gilmore Girls does it. This is a guide on staying up late and cramming. It’s a bad habit, and I don’t recommend it, but every once in a while you gotta do what you gotta do. So take a deep breath, stop panicking, and read these tips from somebody who’s been there. I’m not here to judge, I’m here to help.

Part 1: Getting Ready

 
Prepare your space–but don’t overdo it.

You need to have a clean surface where you can focus and study. Clear aside all the confetti and lunchboxes you’ve been using as decor from your desk–and then shove all that stuff under your bed. This is not the time to be voyaging down memory lane as you sort through and organize your clutter; you can do that once your exams are over. Don’t just put everything on your bed either. At a certain point you’re just going to want to flop down exhausted, and you don’t want to have to deal with clearing off your bed at 2 AM.

Make sure you don’t get too comfortable. Studying on your bed in your sweatpants might seem ideal, but you’re just asking to fall asleep while reading about the Civil War. Sitting upright at your desk wearing your day clothes will help you stay awake.

Make sure you have all the tools you’ll need so you won’t have to get up later: good lighting, textbooks, notes, water, snacks, pens, etc. At this point, it’s no use being picky. You can only find yellow highlighters when you prefer to color-code everything? Make a note for next time, and use what you’ve got for now. Don’t worry, you can deal.

Get rid of distractions.

When I was in middle school, I used to hang tissues over the pictures of my kittens on my desk so I wouldn’t get distracted by looking at them (I know what you’re thinking, and yes: I did get invited to so many parties). Turn off your cell phone, or better yet, give it to a sibling or parent to hold hostage. When I lived in a dorm we didn’t have wifi, so when I had to write an essay I would take my ethernet cable and give it to a friend to hang on to. Avoid computers entirely if possible; if you need to Wikipedia something, start a list on a piece of paper to look up once you’ve done everything you can offline.

Some people can study better in complete silence, others need music or background noise. Stick to something instrumental; classical music has been said to help with memory, though I’ve always preferred horror-movie soundtracks (as a bonus, they keep me too wigged out to fall asleep and will make the stuff you’re reading seem super exciting). We all know Beyoncé is great, but can you listen to “Countdown” without singing along? No. Nobody can. Save it for your study break.

Make a study schedule.

When you’re this short on time. you’re going to feel like you can’t waste a SECOND on ANYTHING before you jump into the studying. But I am going to propose that you take five minutes before you open a book to make a schedule. It helps, I promise. You don’t have to get fancy; just grab a pen and piece of scrap paper and make a rough guide.

First, divide your notes into chunks by chapters, units, or whatever makes sense to you. This will make your workload seem less intimidating. Try to break the work into 25-minute segments–any longer and you will just lose focus. Then, on your scrap paper, jot down every chunk you need to attack and the time you expect to do it, so that you don’t end up studying for six hours only to realize you’re only halfway through your notes. Give yourself a few minutes between each study chunk in case it takes longer than expected, so you don’t feel overwhelmed if you’re behind schedule. Your final list might look something like this:

8:00-8:25 Read through notes for chapter one.
8:30-8:50 Do practice problems in textbook.
9:00-9:15 pm Review errors; make note of sections to reread later.

And so on. Now we get to the fun part…

Part 2: The Studying

 
Don’t just read; engage with your notes.

How many times have you read a couple of pages of a book only to realize you have NO IDEA what you just read? Just staring at your notes is usually not enough. Don’t be a passive studier; make sure you are actually learning something.

If you’re studying math or science, complete some practice problems in the textbook to make sure you get how they work. For other subjects, try repeating definitions or key facts out loud while not looking at your notes. Sing them, if you are alone. Sing them while jumping on your bed. Do whatever it takes to get the facts into your brain!

Rewrite key concepts or ideas in your own words, as if you’re trying to explain them to a friend. If you have a friend studying for the same test, explain the material to each other. If it’s an English or essay exam, jot down everything you can think of about the book’s theme. You might think you know something off the top of your head, but when you actually have to write about it without any reference points, you get totally stuck. Taking a few minutes to test yourself is way more useful than reading the same page over and over again.

Focus on your rough spots.

Go through all your notes at least once, if you can. As you read, take your pen and put the following marks in your notebook (use Post-it notes if you’re studying with a book that isn’t yours): one checkmark next to the things you know you know, two checkmarks next to stuff you have to review, and three checkmarks next to anything you don’t know even a little bit.

It’s easy to lose an hour on a concept that you just can’t figure out; know when to move on. Spending too long on one thing that you just can’t understand will only stress you out more, and you are wasting time that you could spend learning other things. Give yourself 20 minutes to try and figure something out; if you’re still having trouble, put it aside and come back to it when you’re done with the rest of your studying, or make a note and see if you can get a classmate (or your teacher) to explain it to you before the exam.

Take breaks, but make them short.

Take five minutes after every scheduled study block to get up, move around, stretch, go to the bathroom, etc. Doing this will keep you from getting restless. In times of extreme boredom and ennui, do a dozen jumping jacks or run in place for a minute—you might feel ridiculous, but it will help keep you awake and alert. Don’t start flipping through magazines, check your Facebook, or turn on the TV–even when you promise yourself that it’s only for a minute, it is so easy to get sucked into a black hole of distractions.

Drink more water than coffee. You have your college years to get addicted to caffeine. Too much of the stuff can actually make you anxious, which is the last thing you want to feel when you’re already stressed.

Have some snacks, but try to avoid anything sugary that will just make you crash later.

Part 3: Actually Writing the Exam

 
Get some sleep…

When you’re dead tired, it won’t make a huge difference if you’ve been studying for four hours as opposed to three and a half–after a certain point, your brain will just stop absorbing information. However, spending that extra half hour sleeping will make a big difference. Don’t underestimate the power of a good night’s rest.

Before you begin studying, give yourself a cutoff time. Tell yourself that no matter what, you’ll be in bed by 2 AM (or whatever makes sense to you—this is when it’s important to know your own limits) and stick to it.

…but make sure you wake up.

Put your alarm clock on the other side of the room so you have to get out of bed to turn it off. Open your curtains before you go to bed so the sunlight will wake you up. Have your parents wake you up. Ask a friend who is a morning person to call you at the crack of dawn. Whatever you do, don’t let yourself sleep in–it’s show time.

Getting out of bed and actually waking up are two different things. Take a quick shower and for the last 30 seconds, blast the water on cold. If you have time, go for a short walk before school. Just to get your blood flowing. To your BRAIN. Read over your notes quickly on the bus. This is where your handy checkmark system will become useful, because you’ll know what to concentrate on: whatever was giving you trouble last night. Your morning brain might have a better handle on that material.

Breathe.

When writing your exam, remain calm–panic can lead to stupid mistakes. Before you start, eat something and go to the bathroom, even if you don’t have to.

A lot of the tricks you used while studying can be applied to writing the exam itself. Have all your pens and tools ready before you begin, and make sure you bring spares for everything. When you get the test, read through all the questions and instructions before you begin, and put marks next to the ones you know or the ones that can get you the most points. Do those first. Not only will this hopefully trigger your brain to answer the other questions, but solving questions you already know the answers to will keep your confidence up. If it’s a math exam, write out all the formulas you’ll need right away while they’re fresh in your mind so you can refer to them later. Ditto for history exams and important dates.

Keep your eye on the clock and make sure you aren’t spending too much time on one section; there is no use spending half an hour agonizing over a five-point question you don’t understand if you can spend that half hour answering 10 questions worth one point each. Reread your answers slowly and carefully, and if you have time, redo all the equations to make sure you get the same answer. It’s easy to let little things slip when you’re tired, so take all the time you’re given to triple-check everything before handing in your exam.

Part 4: Hindsight

 
Remember how much cramming sucks, and start studying earlier for your next exam.

Yeah, you probably aren’t going to do this. ♦

49 Comments

  • unicorn January 2nd, 2012 11:17 PM

    OH MY DEAR GOD IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY HOW HELPFUL THIS IS. Going to use this for my next history test. Also, in the parentheses under “focus on your rough spots.”, it’s your teacher. Not you’re teacher. Hope that doesn’t make me sound like an uptight grammar freak :)

    • Anaheed January 2nd, 2012 11:18 PM

      Fixed—thanks!

    • Anna F. January 2nd, 2012 11:31 PM

      That was a test! We were demonstrating the importance of giving yourself enough time to proofread ;)

  • Ruby B. January 2nd, 2012 11:20 PM

    Aaaah. I needed this.

  • kirsten January 2nd, 2012 11:33 PM

    Reading this while I should be cramming…ironic but helpful.

  • _taylor January 2nd, 2012 11:42 PM

    This is totally helpful right now but totally not at the same time considering I have to finish a short story and do a journal entry and a review for my writing class, due tomorrow.

    WHY CRUEL WORLD DID YOU MAKE ME SO STUPID

  • lapluiebleue January 2nd, 2012 11:48 PM

    This is very, very useful! Thanks so much.

  • Jakeline January 3rd, 2012 12:02 AM

    This is great, even for a procrastinating college freshmen like myself!

  • maggiemadge January 3rd, 2012 12:04 AM

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! Right now I’m am struggling with taking an intercession class right now and which requires a lot of reading and writing (including a 3- 5 page paper that is due on Thursday, yay- funness) Honestly, I would still be banging my head against my keyboard if I didn’t read this article. I know this sounds over the top but you really helped me get motivated. I’m not sure if my studying habits will ever approve, but this will come in handy in desperate situations.

  • fuchsia January 3rd, 2012 12:05 AM

    Nutrition note! Stick to protein, few carbs, no caffeine until the last hour. A cube of cheese or a few nuts every half hour keeps your energy level steady.

  • Miarele January 3rd, 2012 12:26 AM

    I’m in the middle of exams and this is exactly my problem thanks for writing this!

    Also, sometimes when I’m still not confident enough on the day of the test, I try to come earlier and review the materials with my friends. Some people like to recite the things they’ve studied because it helps them remember more, so it’s a win-win situation! :) Just make sure you don’t get carried away and chat about other things instead though… *side-eyeing myself*

  • Danielle T January 3rd, 2012 12:30 AM

    ahh this is going to be soo helpful!

  • AprilC January 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM

    Very useful! I love this site(:

  • Dick January 3rd, 2012 1:10 AM

    As helpful as this is, I’m hoping (crossing my fingers) I wont have to use this!

  • samin93 January 3rd, 2012 1:21 AM

    This s so true.

  • samin93 January 3rd, 2012 1:29 AM

    oh god, ive jst finished my exam 3 days ago n these were exactly what i did. from the cant.waste.a.second thought, to jot down schedule, get some sleep when im exhausted!! i had studied in that condition for a whole week with 3hrs for sleepin a day. it did work, but trust me, its so unhealthy!!! you ll lose weights n bcome panda with black paggy eyes gazz. but, this s sure a perfect packup plan !

  • Olivia January 3rd, 2012 2:20 AM

    yeaaaah…definitely reading this while procrastinating my cramming….

  • Susann January 3rd, 2012 2:35 AM

    This will be so helpful for next semester when I finally start being the next Rory Gilmore – thanks! :)

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  • timelady January 3rd, 2012 3:08 AM

    I should be studying right now! Thanks for the article.

    I usually am on top of things because in ninth grade my mantra became WWRGD (What Would Rory Gilmore Do?) It’s worked fairly well thus far for high school and part of university. No yacht stealing and dropping out seems to be in my future.

  • Motherfunker January 3rd, 2012 5:26 AM

    omg. thanks. i’m sat at home. SUPPOSED to be studying french like crazy for two essays tomorrow, as well as sewing like a madwoman to finish(start :/) my textiles homework. thought ‘I’ll just pop on the laptop for fiiive minuuutes’ yeah. right.
    I’M GOING TO CRACK ON WITH THIS BORINGNESS NOW. k,thx,bye.

  • Elkie January 3rd, 2012 6:04 AM

    I can’t count the times I’ve made resolutions for better studying habits. Or actually, I can: at the beginning of every exam period. That translates to roughly 14 times. I never did though, but I graduated anyway and got myself a wicked job. Procrastination does not equal a future doomed!

    All of the above makes me want to laugh out loud en scream SO LONG SUCKERS at the top of my lungs. :)

  • twinklegal19 January 3rd, 2012 7:18 AM

    Loved this article, helped so much, thanks! I’m printing this out right now…

  • Tourdivoire January 3rd, 2012 7:54 AM

    Reading this made me SO happy I’m not a student anymore. But believe me, with my two Bachelors Degrees and my two Masters Degrees, I definitely know what you are talking about! Writing my Masters Thesis was magnificent: seeing the sun go down… and then up… while still writing the same piece of sh*t in Russian… (I am French) Oh Lord was that painful!

  • Nishat January 3rd, 2012 10:06 AM

    What a timely article. I have a test tomorrow. I guess this means turning my laptop off.

    Another tip along with getting rid of distractions is to “hide” your laptop from yourself. If you can’t see it while you’re studying (put it under a book on the floor or on the opposite side of the room) you’re less likely to just pop it open and get sucked into that black hole. It seems simple but I know I’m a lazy bum who won’t want to go to the other side of the room for my laptop. (MY ROOM ISN’T THAT BIG, HONESTLY.)

  • Maddy January 3rd, 2012 2:55 PM

    This makes me feel sleepy and defeatist, as I often do while studying. :)

  • ness January 3rd, 2012 3:14 PM

    I have a test tomorrow too (and the day after and the day after), so this is definetely helping, thanks!
    But I’m also kind of bummed because I still have like 10 years of college ahead. It really sucks actually.
    Seriously med school, not cool!

  • lelelola January 3rd, 2012 3:37 PM

    Is it bad if I’m procrastinating while I read this?

  • jeanette January 3rd, 2012 5:22 PM

    THANK YOUUU! I SENT IT TO ALL MY FRIENDS! OMG THANK YOU

  • MissKnowItAll January 3rd, 2012 5:25 PM

    This is so helpful. I need this in chemistry so bad. Now can you write an article about atomic bonds…

  • hazeleyedgirl January 3rd, 2012 5:35 PM

    I am a serial procrastinator. I should probably take these (very helpful) tips and use them, but I’ll probably end up continuing to not do any work.
    Also, ‘getting rid of distractions’- this would mean me murdering my family or locking them up in a cupboard or something.
    But a handy article nevertheless! :)

  • youngfridays January 3rd, 2012 5:49 PM

    What a great guide, thankyou! I’m starting year 10 in a little bit and I am so nervous :) xoxo

  • Claire January 3rd, 2012 8:42 PM

    This is great…I’m a junior in high school, and I honestly don’t really know How To Study. Until recently, I never had to study, which I always thought was awesome until I realized that the studying train had left the station for me. Studying, for me, usually just consists of staring blankly at a book for about 15 minutes and then crying when I don’t memorize it instantly. (And then winging the test, and failing…ha.)

  • Gabrielle January 3rd, 2012 8:56 PM

    Holy Mother Of Guacamole!!!! I literally read this article this morning, only to go to school and find out that I have a Unit test tommorow. How convenient! I told my friends about it who also procrastinate. THANK YOU!!!!

  • Kayrana January 3rd, 2012 10:56 PM

    I was like ‘laksnakadamhkajhdk’ when i read the title at first (bcs i am a total procrastinator, lol) THANK YOU for such amazing article! xx

  • KayKay January 4th, 2012 2:38 AM

    When I go over my notes, I sometimes sing them aloud.
    During the study period before our History exam a month ago, this really pissed off my classmates … hehe

  • smilingrottenflesh January 4th, 2012 1:42 PM

    “tissues over the pictures of my kittens on my desk”

    fjsldkfhsld;kgtlkdsngbixhfb

    um, subject of next rookie photo shoot? please?

    that or an entire kitten-themed month. thanks rookie <3

  • koolkat January 4th, 2012 2:42 PM

    I think my mum calls me ‘procrastinator’ more than she actually calls me by my real name, so this is very useful for me! THANK YOU!!!

  • yourenotfunny January 4th, 2012 10:17 PM

    I am reading this as I am trying to finish these three geometry assignments due tomorrow. Singletear

  • Ragna January 5th, 2012 9:27 AM

    I just read this to procrastinate.
    But it was BRILLIANT procrastination. Now I don’t feel too stressed about my history exam 2 weeks away. Thank you!
    But still…back to the plantation complex of the Caribbean.

  • diniada13 January 6th, 2012 3:55 AM

    omg this is super brilliant.

  • Giulia Lain January 10th, 2012 4:30 PM

    I am really happy with that guide. I’m an assumed procrastinator. I love to read and to learn, but I’m so lazy… Thank ya! ♥

  • roxy189 January 13th, 2012 8:19 PM

    I like to write out all of my notes. It helps me remember them – though you get hand cramps afterward.

  • stellar January 21st, 2012 6:08 PM

    know what makes it feel better for u…

  • Giulia Lain January 25th, 2012 9:49 AM

    This article would be super helpful for me… But I didn’t read it because I’m lazy as hell. Anyway, it’s a great post!

  • meyouandmoreme January 25th, 2012 2:30 PM

    great and really helpful guide, I have a HUGE test in two days and I havent even opened the books. should probably do that instead of just trying to push them under my bed with my foot…..

  • peupeu January 28th, 2012 4:54 PM

    Luurve this article!

    Procrastinating at some point ruined my life. I procrastinated so much that I lost my job as an editor. Though it was a good kick in the arse I’ll always regret it.. So I’d say that everyone should memorize these tips and grab themselves together before things start to fall out of hand!

  • hoggster May 4th, 2013 4:35 AM

    This is so amazingly useful!!!! I cram every single time and now I’m doing a levels and I still haven’t learnt!

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