Movies + TV

Tanner Family Values

I felt cool and important because I lived in the same place as the family from Full House.


Danny, Jesse, Joey, Stephanie, Michelle, Donna Jo, and, later, Becky, Alex and Nicky. They were a bunch of wholesome folks, living in a house that was, by all accounts, full. While many people who find themselves in multi-family households are forced into the situation for financial reasons, on Full House, the Tanners, Katsopolises (Katsopoli?), and Uncle Joey did it all for the glory of love. That’s right, their devotion to one another was so true and fierce that Jesse and Joey—who’d moved into the titular house during the first episode of the series to help widower Danny raise his daughters—couldn’t bear to live maybe three or four blocks away once the girls got older. I can’t decide if that’s sweet and enviable or if it points to an unhealthy level of dependency.

Full House, originally airing from 1987 to 1995, was a quaint family sitcom that had more in common with all-American classics like The Brady Bunch than anything that’s on the air today; there was nothing ironic, subversive, or edgy about it. Though the show revolved around a somewhat unconventional family unit—three men taking care of three young girls—it was ultimately innocuous, never dealing with real issues in any kind of substantive way, and sadly, there wasn’t even the slightest implication of a Jesse-Joey-Danny polyamorous relationship.

As a kid growing up during the Full House era, my favorite TV families were the ones I saw on Roseanne (I appreciated the passion the Connors had for flannel shirts and sweats) and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (I appreciated the fact that the Bankses had a butler). But I was fascinated with the Tanners. Sure, most of the humor on Full House was cutesy and the show was overly sincere—something that was even apparent to me at the age of 10—but the Tanners lived in San Francisco, less than 15 minutes away from where I grew up. As someone who has always had an unnatural affection for the boob tube and wouldn’t have any reservations about being beamed via Wonkavision straight into a TV set, that was a big deal. It might sound strange or pathetic—especially since I’m talking about a show rife with mullets—but the show’s Bay Area setting somehow validated my existence. I felt cool and important because I lived in the same place as D.J. Tanner. I’d eventually come to understand that the show was actually filmed in Los Angeles, and that the San Francisco setting was purely incidental, but before that, the line between fiction and reality was blurry, and I could almost see myself sitting at the Tanners’ kitchen table with Michelle, licking the creamy middle off of Oreo cookies and then placing the two ends back into the cookie jar—the two of us a pair of adorable Bay Area scamps with high ponytails.

Now, some 16 years since the show ended its run, I occasionally find myself imagining what it might have been like to chill with the Tanneritos. Overcome with nostalgia and still living Tanner adjacent, I made a small pilgrimage to a couple memorable locations from the show’s opening credits—Alamo Square, where the family is shown picnicking, and the house at 1709 Broderick Street that was used for exterior shots of the Tanner residence. As I prostrated myself before these sacred TV landmarks, I contemplated some of the pros and cons of living in the Full House house.

Pros:

  • Any problem, regardless of how serious (D.J.’s flirtation with anorexia) or cute (Stephanie’s apprehensions about starting kindergarten), was easily solved with a simple heart-to-heart.
  • No one in my family has an amusing catchphrase, and I can say with some confidence that, as a result, my life hasn’t been as fulfilling as it could have been. The Tanner household was a different story. Stephanie, the put-upon middle-child, was usually quick with a “how rude,” Joey had his “cut-it-out” pantomime, and Jessie was fond of asking people to have mercy on him whenever things started to get sexy. Michelle, who was just learning to talk for much of the series, was a catchphrase juggernaut, with the uncanny ability to work “you got it, dude” and “you’re in big trouble, mister” into most of her conversations.
  • Everywhere you looked, there would be a heart, a hand to hold on to. Everywhere you looked, there would be a face of somebody who needed you. If you were lost out there and all alone, a light would be waiting to carry you home.

Cons:

  • In addition to “you got it, dude” and “you’re in big trouble, mister,” Michelle was also apt to say things like “aww, nuts,” “this is nuts,” “are you nuts?” and “you’re nuts.” So, I’m guessing that things might have been nuts.
  • There were way too many stairs in that house. There were the front steps, steps that led to the front door from the inside of the house, staircases in the living room and the kitchen that led upstairs, and finally there were the steps that went down into the basement apartment where Joey lived and up into the attic apartment where Jesse and Becky lived. When I’m home, I want to relax. I don’t want to be scaling steps all day long. And of course, the probability of spraining an ankle is much higher than in most households.
  • There was always something a little weird about uncle Joey to me. Living in that basement, playing with those puppets all the time. It actually makes me really uncomfortable just thinking about him.

~shudder~


  • In one of the first episodes after Jesse and Becky were married, they’re in their attic apartment kissing, presumably on their way to having a little intercourse. But Michelle won’t leave them alone. When she’s finally locked out of the room, she voices her frustration to Joey and he tells her that Jesse and Becky probably just want some privacy. She asks, “What’s privacy?” That question pretty much sums up the entire series.

I finally came out of my Full House reverie and got up to leave Alamo Square—narrowly missing a small pile of dog crap under foot. I suppose I could say that that was a fitting conclusion and that it symbolized the artificiality and idealization of family as depicted on TV. But I was honestly just really glad that I didn’t step in dog crap. ♦

9 Comments

  • meowmeowprincess December 26th, 2011 7:10 PM

    this whole post is literally my life. and you are spot on about joey. what was he doing in the tanners household anyway?

  • MissKnowItAll December 26th, 2011 7:47 PM

    I would watch and tivo all the Full House re-runs. I wanted to be DJ’s best friend and I even had a little crush on uncle Jesse. This article pretty much sums up my childhood. You guys did forget one part though. The biggest pro/con was KIMMY GIBBLER!!!!!

  • momfarts December 26th, 2011 9:46 PM

    “Jessie was fond of asking people to have mercy on him whenever things started to get sexy” omg

  • Adrienne December 26th, 2011 10:01 PM

    Ohh Full House. This post brings back many fond memories haha. The 90s fashion/hair was hilarious in this show!

  • Nomi December 26th, 2011 10:05 PM

    FULL HOUSE <3
    I love uncle jesse. I was and still am convinced that he embodies my dream guy: cute, funny, musical, romantic yet tough, good with kids…i mean, come on.
    I never thought about joey that way, but now that you said that I'll never be able to not think about him that way O.O
    The last episode of that show always sort of annoyed me. Michelle got amnesia and then miraculously recovered. Stephanie and the guy who wouldnt kiss her got into a relationship and, well, kissed. DJ and her old boyfriend got back together. It just feels like they tied too many loose ends up too cutely. And they should not have given michelle amnesia–I mean, no one recovers that fast.

  • annagracie December 26th, 2011 11:57 PM

    Nice. Got your Kimmy Gibbler reference–Tanneritos. I love Full House so much. Remember the episode where Stephanie was being peer-pressured to smoke? Loved those various scenes in the bathroom.

  • Hunter December 27th, 2011 1:48 PM

    I may or may not own season 4 of Full House on DVD….just season 4….

  • rubyhobbit December 27th, 2011 8:58 PM

    Sucks that I dont have teen nick, I miss this show :(

  • oliviastar January 25th, 2012 12:08 PM

    I totally wanna get Full House on dvd